The smallest footsteps sometimes carry the greatest weight. What emotional torment must a child be in to ask me if I would fight a chimpanzee? Yet that is what U.S. History first period wanted to know. The answer is in fact no, as I have no desire to alienate myself from our ape brethren. However I did once fight a monkey at the mall when I was four. I didn't start it, but it was good practice for the "petting zoo incident" that would follow the next year. Both of these event