"And when he stumbled, they found they could not lift him. He had taken on so many of their burdens he could no longer stand, so they...

"We cast down our idols and set them afire then warmed our hands over the ashes. It was only then that we could tend to our crops. Our...

"When all of the world was trapped in reptilian bodies, I walked a mammal amongst lizards." This is going to be my opening line for my...

Today I was wrenched from the warm cocoon of vacation, set adrift on a sea of responsibility and wound up gasping on the shore, the red...

Todd Manatee was at the bottom of the canal not floating. Mrs. Manatee, Vanity Manatee, and Hannity Manatee were at Mrs. Hoggingham's...

Mrs. Manatee was in her manee van headed to Mrs. Hoggingham's house. Sanatee Claus was on his magic flying jet ski, headed south to avert...

Mrs. Hoggingham stared at Mrs. Manatee. Hannity Manatee squirmed in the shopping cart and Vanity Manatee tried to blend in with the...

Mrs. Manatee had moved to the suburbs with her family from further east. She and her daughter Vanity and her baby son Hannity and...

Once upon a time on the edge of a great swamp there was a town. The town was pastel colored and was a bit incongruent as it seemed an...

I took this picture at 4:45 am. Do you see any peanut butter and jelly on that table? No. It is as empty as I am on B day. I love...