A Day, and Day One of 180

AP Government and Politics:

To teach is to tear aside the veil and speak with the future. Unless the future is a robot. In that case I choose to not speak or listen. But a good robot should be able to also make toast. I'm so hungry.

Today I made up a lot of nonsense about social contracts and even created a story about some guy named Rousseau. No one ever questions me. I'm as talented now as I was when I was first discovered sleeping behind the ice machine at the 7-11. Next class I'm going to "amend" the Constitution and see if anyone catches it!

U.S. History "Honors":

For U.S. History I watched as my fascinating oratory immediately lulled the weak to sleep. I will assign homework soon, but for now I just started a Civil War. Or at least mentioned one.