Day 38. Science!

OK, so the whistling just started again. (See previous post for more information.) I swear, this is why no one likes children. (At least I've never met anyone that does.)

Enough about that. My knowledge of science used to be based on facts and research, but Walmart has taught me I can believe whatever is most convenient. For example I enter this into evidence.

I knew it. This explains a lot of what I see at Walmart, really. Check this for yourself. Go to Walmart and ask for the paleontology department. It's right next to quantum mechanics and the astrophysics section.

Hey, on that same note I was gardening this week and I found this in my backyard:

I'm pretty sure that's a cat skull or maybe a possum. I don't know, I don't speak Latin. I hope someone isn't looking for her!

I guess I should start writing the AP Government quiz now. My jar of tears is almost empty and I need to really put my heart into this one.