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"My music is best understood by children and animals." -Igor Stravinsky

  • Writer: Timothy Wolfgang Truman Petraitis
    Timothy Wolfgang Truman Petraitis
  • Sep 19
  • 2 min read

I have come to love the forest because it only whispers. I enjoy storms for the thunder and the promise of drama and the ocean because it is steady and comforting. I am not adverse to sound. However I would like to openly question the parenting decisions of my neighbors, whom I assure you I respect greatly. Why did they buy their child a waterproof industrial speaker? Why does he like to listen to some form of what seems like country western rap with auto tune? It's sound. Not music, and it seems to revolve around conflicts in Oklahoma. I don't know. I guess I've reached the stage of life where I need to get outside with the hose and shoo these urchins back to the macaroni art factories they came from. Maybe I could call some cell phone manufacturer to round them up and keep all the jobs right here in America. It would somehow be better if a Mariachi band were to bond to me like a street dog, and follow me around everywhere I go. Ugh. Kids.


However other art is true art and today AP Government made me proud. I was more than impressed by the art that will be up in class soon. Here are two samples.

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There were too many amazing ones to post.


Then it was time for AICE Global Perspectives Cybersecurity. (Again, why am I qualified for this?) Nevertheless they amuse me. I have nothing to really say about them today, other than I always suspected white BMW's didn't actually have turn signals. They confirmed this with proof. I knew it.


My favorite class was my planning period. I feel everyone in that class is truly a special person. Truly.

 
 
 

1 Comment


BMW Hater
Sep 21

you’re right they don’t use their turn signals

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