There is something walking on my roof! Timothy Petraitis. Concerned roof owner, just now.

No one noticed my haircut. Today was just another day of being treated like a human dolphin. Would a dolphin look more regal with long silky plaits, and would said plaits not slow them down? When I retire I am moving to the ocean to live amongst my people. The only thing keeping cetaceans from conquering the world is their lack of opposable thumbs and I have two of them. Our time is coming.