The tentacles of responsibility and time have intertwined to pull me under the surface again. I have breathed in the ocean and in the...

Today the state, in a bit of a Marxist (perhaps Stalinist or Maoist) twist, ordered me to preach against their political enemies. I did...

So, I've been very behind. I honestly can't remember what happened on this day so I'm going to fill in the parts I can't remember with...

Freshman Study Hall: I'll keep it brief and allow your mind to paint the Dante-esque landscape that I traversed today. They spent the...

Period one is surly and disoriented. Surely they have been forcing sugar down their gaping goldfish mouths for two days now in heroic...

Freshman Study Hall: They have discovered the Petraitometer. Like the apes in 2001 A Space Odyssey they tentatively approached the...

Today I dressed in my bovine finery. A splendid vision of pastoral serenity bathed in the soft glow from the light of my inner peace...

This entire week will be less specific and dedicated to those that value noise and motion rather than substance and care. A talented...

Today the mortals threw themselves at my feet and cried tears crafted from C's and B's. I am a generous being and I heard your pleas...

The freshmen are becoming self-aware. Like cows looking through the door of the abattoir they peered into pinnacle and realized that...